This is the bedtime story, I told @sumerbreez the other night to help her fall asleep.
@sumerbreez well I don’t sing but i will tell you a story *hands you pale ass @EricNorthman Barbie* Once upon a time, a goregous vampire…
@sumerbreez a vampire who was so grand and magnificent and had many followers and admirers
@sumerbreez this vampire traveled all over the world, encountering many people, letting some live, taking a nibble from others
@sumerbreez after all the centuries traveling this vampire moved to boring Shreveport.
@sumerbreez this vampire decided that Shrevport was so boring that he would open up a bar and create his own excitment.
@sumerbreez stop kissing your pale ass @EricNorthman barbie and listen
@TinyThalia Sorry was I smoochin’ too loud. i jsut like to practice you know
@sumerbreez where was I? yes, This vampire opens up a bar, that revolutionized the entertainment industry, he names it @FangtasiaBar
@sumerbreez but this vampire, despite the bar making him very rich was not entirely happy, but longing for something or someone
@sumerbreez stop spooning your lifesize @EricNorthman doll. It really makes me shutter. He’s my sheriff for god’s sake.
@sumerbreez moving on *rolling eyes* this vampire was sitting at his booth in Fangtasia, entertaining all the tourist, when in walks
@sumerbreez a fair maiden, dressed in a flowing red gown hair whisping around her bodice.
@sumerbreez The vampire eyes lock on her, he draws her to him. as she moves forward, the camotion in the bar seems to move in slow motion.
@sumerbreez the fair maiden stands in front of this vampire, he looks down to her. The Maiden throw her hair behind her shoulders..
@sumerbreeze her chest heaves. The vampire looks at her with his blue swedish eyes, viking arms at his side
@sumerbreez the fair maiden, whips out her pale ass @EricNorthman and BonTemps @SookieBonTemps Barbie and says wanna play?
The End